Dont date with bitcoin trader (HONEST) 🥺 #bitcointrading
7"Don't Date a Bitcoin Trader – He’s Trading, Not Buying You Flowers! 😂💰"
Valentine’s Day is here, but if you’re dating a Bitcoin trader… good luck! Instead of buying flowers and chocolates, he’s going ALL-IN on Bitcoin hoping for a moonshot! 🚀📉 Forget romance—he’s checking charts, watching candlesticks, and whispering sweet nothings to his trading screen.
💔 Warning Signs You’re Dating a Bitcoin Trader:
✔️ Wakes up at 3 AM to check the crypto market
✔️ Says “I love you” but means Bitcoin
✔️ Buys the dip instead of buying gifts
✔️ Thinks "HODL" is more important than "I do"
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