FIFA 17 Dreamteam Highlights

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Published on November 17, 2016 4:59:08 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mj6RIASaP4

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FIFA 17 (2016)

Duration: 3:05

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Neuer, Boateng, Alaba, Silva, and Pereira/Aurier experience some chemistry-building adversity in this FIFA Ultimate Team Division One season.

1) Instead of picking up the ball, Manuel Neuer plays a funny prank on Pereira by instead punching the ball straight to Benteke. Pereira begrudgingly goes to defend, only the find that Neuer has replaced his shoes with roller blades! He tries to remain upright by grabbing the back of Benteke's shirt and spinning around in circles. Benteke shoots once and Neuer decides to show off his skills as a distribution man by playing the second half of a one-two instead of saving the ball. Benteke scores on the second attempt.

2) Thiago Silva intercepts the pass and lays it up in front of the opposing forward to show off how he just intercepted it.

3) Thiago Silva is mercilessly pushed off the ball by the just-tackled Lukaku as the rest of the defensive line attempts to run in a straight line at the other team's goal.

4) Neuer is shocked that the opposing team has taken a shot and chooses to try to dive to draw a foul from the referee instead of saving the shot.

5) #18 runs through two defenders and makes a hopeless pass, which Boateng takes pity on by passing back to his feet and then running away from him so he can shoot.

6) Pereira executes a perfect standing tackle on the ground a foot in front of the opposing forward, who then curls the ball off the inside of the post.

7) Boateng checks behind him to make sure that the forward can get in front of him as the cross is in midair so that he'll have an excuse to smell the guy's armpit as he is heading the ball into the goal. He is disappointed by how it smells.

8) Boateng is unimpressed by a slightly overpowered lofted through ball, so he controls it for the forward to show the opposing manager where it should be placed.

9) Neuer makes the save and realizes a kick from goal is the perfect opportunity to kick Thiago Silva's back out. Thiago Silva does not realize he has been kicked.

10) Pereira shields the ball beautifully from Eriksen, who puts his entire leg through Pereira's legs to power the ball into the goal.

11) Gundogan wins the ball in midfield wait what no he doesn't. Alaba sees one of his ex-girlfriends in the crowd and goes to chat with her instead of covering the run.

12) Alaba makes the tackle and then forgets the ball.

13) Aurier stands and watches the ball roll away from his magnificent tackle as the guy he tackled runs straight at the goal and receives a pass from the guy Aurier decided to kick the ball to.

14) Faced with the prospect of either tackling the player or the ball, Aurier decides instead to break his own ankle to miss both.

15) Silva has sudden short-term memory loss and forgets he's meant to be blocking the shot.

16) Ball goes through opponent's players' feet three times in five seconds.

17) Ball goes through Boateng's foot as he makes tackle. Aubamayang then passes the ball to Aurier, who takes pity and gives it back to him.

18) The perfect first touch shields the ball from Silva by putting it through the forwards foot.

16 - 18 were all the same game, in which apparently feet did not exist. I tied that game by scoring three times after the 70th minute.

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