First gig | Rising Star 2 episode 2
628We've written some tunes. They're mostly awful, but our fan seems to quite like them, or maybe said fan has just taken a fancy to the drummer. Our endless bar and club attendance has given us a bit of a reputation, and we're now getting invitations to play gigs. That's the stuff. We're going to take our premium setlist to the upcoming battle of the bands and dominate the competition, even if only because our tune sounds very different to anything they play.
Back in Rising Star 2, a game about being a rock legend in waiting. I'm not waiting, I'm a legend already, and I'm here to rrrrrock.
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Why yes, that is a guest vocalist on "Rad Pope" at the end. Youngest daughter was drafted in on the promise that it was only two words. I offered her the option to deliver the near-guaranteed "HELLO WEMBLEY!" laugh, but she declined. She also had the giggles by this point rendering her VO talents slightly below par.
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