Freddy Vs Jason Rap Battle (Friday The 13th Vs Nightmare On Elm Street Halloween Horror Parody)
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Here's the lyrics -
Freddy vs Jason
HELLS ANGEL
Take these demons, back,
We can’t hold, them,
They’re destroying our hell,
We found Satan lying in a pool of his blood,
When that monster gripped me and he yelled….
Hey gimme that mic!
FREDDY
It’s Friday the 13th I can’t wait,
There’s no better way to send the kids to sleep,
Five minutes played and no one hears a peep,
They’re in neverland now with a different P…
I bore easily watching voorhees tease teens,
Had a couple weapons then it’s all machete,
Get creative with your kills you got 12 damn films!?
Who’s watching this crap?! Well it’s not me!
If you think Friday the 13th is scary,
Try going to work on a Monday morning,
You need some new shoes you look really tatty,
These crocs should match with the mask you’re wearing,
Don’t you run after people you’re so damn lazy,
No body’s screaming stop Jason me?
I know they used to run cus your mum got her top off,
You witnessed it and just watched I’m surprised you’re so soft,
HELLS ANGEL
Take these demons, back,
We can’t hold, them,
They’re destroying our hell,
We found Satan lying in a pool of his blood,
When that monster gripped me and he yelled….
Where’s mom?
JASON
Wow you are one hell of an enemy,
The only way to beat you is drink some coffee?
Are you proud to be in the same league as Cosby?
Wait till they’re asleep, and then do them dirty,
I’ve killed hundreds my evil broke the dial,
But even I’m sickened battling a Paedophile,
The only thing grosser than what gets you off,
Is that red and green sweater you never take off,
Your films are like taking pills, with liquor,
And I don’t wanna be jack the tripper,
My films might leech off the lake and suck ass,
But the fear at these summer camps will always last,
Your puns don’t scare em, they’re freaked by what they see,
Cus for a burnt ball sack man damn you’re ugly,
In fact, here’s my mask you need it more than me,
And I’m a deformed rotten corpsed zombie!
HELLS ANGEL
Take these demons, back,
We can’t hold, them,
They’re destroying our hell,
We found Satan lying in a pool of his blood,
When that monster gripped me and he yelled….
Bring me J!
FREDDY
Hey Jason pull my finger,
That smells like teen spirit you must hate nirvana?
No words just cha cha chas you got a stammer?
When arrested your sentence will last forever,
But that’s just the life of a cereal killer,
You hear the snap crackle pop then disappear,
Your films are perfect on a date to seal the deal,
They’re so boring I always get to Netflix and kill,
JASON
Freddy I’ll be, the most iconic on screen,
For more terrifying centuries,
They yell voorhees a jolly good fellow,
Voorhees a jolly good fellow,
I set trends, wore a mask before it was covid popular,
I got more kills than any other horror character,
You rely solely on the look of your glove,
Your nun mom could have done with some when she made love,
HELLS ANGEL
Take these demons, back,
We can’t hold, them,
They’re destroying our hell,
We found Satan lying in a pool of his blood,
When that monster gripped me and he yelled….
Who won?