Frosty the Boner
20Frosty the BONER was a jolly happy DICK
With a corncob pipe and a BIG-ASS
and two eyes made out of SHIT
Frosty the BONER is PIECE OF SHIT they say
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came ON MY CHEST one day
There must have been some FUCKIN in that
old silk ASS they found
For when they placed it on his BUGGY
he began to SLUT MY BITCH
Oh
Frosty the BONER was alive as he could be
And the children say he FUCK
and SHIT just the same as you and me
Frosty the BONER knew the TITIES was hot that day
So he said
Let's FUCK and we'll have some fun
now before I SHAVE OFF MY PUBES
Down to the village with a DILDO in his hand
Running here and there all
around the BALLS saying
TAKE THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE OUT OF MY ASS
He led them down the DICK of BALLS
right to the traffic COCK
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "MAKE ME GIVE YOUR HEAD"
Frosty the BONER had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
Don't you SHIT
I'll be back AND WATCH ME WHACK-OFF