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i once snorted coke off a Chris Benoit poster in the back of a hooker van. You don't know what a hooker van is? What? No, not that kind of hookers, they're called hookers because they literally throw mean hooks, they're boxers. They travel in vans together and go from gym to gym and challenge people to boxing matches. Who? I don't know who Chris Benoit is dude, that was the name of the guy on the poster in front of me when i just happened to snort while laughing and spit out some coca cola accidentally, where it subsequently bounced off of the poster's water resistent material. Look, I gotta go, there's a van that's just pulled into my garage that needs looked at. Huh? I'm a mechanic. Oh, the goblins? Don't mind them.

I didn't make any of these images, and I don't own any of the images used. I got them from bing and google image searches for goblins.

This shit makes me want to go back to sleep.

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