Half-Life 2: Episode 1 - Exit 17 - Part 5 [No Commentary]
*a camera is about to take pictures of me and I shoots it* no pictures! *sees a dead Metrocop where Barney was* hey...I know this guy...this is the bastard who told me to pick that can and sent an army of his buddies after me!*takes out my shotgun* well Can-Cop...say hello to Mr. Shotgun!*shoots him* now pick that up! hehehehe.
Alyx: well, that wasn't so hard. we should've brought everyone over at once
Zack(me): but for some reason we can't. -_-
*goes to get the second group and sees a sniper* whoa! too far for me...*takes out my RPG* RPG don't fail me now. *fires and kills the sniper* yeah! eat my rockets!^^ *an Elite shoots his energy ball at the train and knocks it down* hey! that was my only way to get the rebels through, butthead! *hears an APC and sees it* holy crap!*hides* how the hell did it get here!?*blows up the APC* is that all you got!? huh!? *Combine blows through the door and I fire my RPG at them killing them all* and that's all she wrote.^^ *goes to get another group of rebels and encounters the Metrocops* ah if it isn't my old pals, the rent-a cops.^^ how do you do? miss me? sorry that you lost your jobs but...you know I don't like being told to pick up a can when somebody knocks it over.^^ *gets the Citizen Escort achievement* wow...I never got that achievement. usually the rebels I escort always die.
Alyx: bye, Barney. good luck!
Barney: see ya when I see ya!
Zack(me): see you in Half-Life 3! I hope.
*turns the valve and sees a Strider* O.O oh crap!*get behind cover* I had to jinx it didn't I!? *runs and gets hit by the Hopper Mine* OW!!! stupid mines! *runs and gets hit by more mines* ow! ow! ow! I don't care! I have to move! i'm late for my appointment of not being shot! *gets shot by the Strider* owowowowowowowow!!! owowowowowow!!! oh god i'm going to die! please let there be health in these crates!*breaks them and gets health* oh yes that's better.^^ *kills the Strider* take that, bitch!
Alyx: fantastic job, Gordon! you're my new hero.
Zack(me): all in a days work, miss.^^
*sees a Gunship approaching* hey! back off!*has my RPG ready and it crashes* wow. talk about fail.^^ *sees the transmission going out* that's...not good. O_o *the Citadel creates a bright flash* ow! my eyes! *sees the pods* aren't those the pods we saw in the Citadel?*it gives me a red flash* ah! not again! *another red flash happens* ah! what are those things!? *the Citadel explodes and the bright comes to me and Alyx* oh no. no, no, no, no! oh crap! ahhhh- [signal lost]
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