[Helldivers 2] Pain Is Temporary, Democracy Is Eternal (But Mostly Pain)
7The Servants of Freedom Warbond just dropped, and it’s pure, unfiltered masochism:
The Double-Edged Sickle – A gun that kills you when you fire it. Because nothing says “for Democracy” like dying to your own weapon.
The Ultimatum – Fires a 380mm shell that can destroy objectives, vehicles, and any sense of self-preservation. Who needs friends when you have indirect friendly fire?
The Portable Hellbomb – Why call in a nuke when you can be the nuke? This one’s for the real Helldivers who think dying once per mission isn’t enough.
New Armor – Finally, a solution to your squadmates accidentally surviving. When you die, you explode, taking everyone with you. A true team-building exercise.
If you ever thought, “Wow, I love Helldivers, but I wish I could suffer more,” this Warbond is for you.
Join me as we test out the dumbest, deadliest, and most self-destructive gear Super Earth has ever given us. Expect chaos, explosions, and absolutely zero survivors.
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