Hitman: Agent 47 - The Worst Video Game Movie
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Film Tax Stuff:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/issues/issue_81/460-Uwe-Boll-and-the-German-Tax-Code.2
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/175nj2/who_the_fuck_keeps_giving_uwe_boll_money_to_make/
http://www.georgia.org/competitive-advantages/tax-credits/film-television-and-digital-entertainment/
https://www.kftv.com/country/germany/guide/incentives
https://www.studiobabelsberg.com/en/filming-in-germany-film-production-services-soft-money-incentives-germany/international-producers/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dump_months
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/studio-lets-four-year-old-write-blockbuster-makes-115-million-loss-a7330116.html?utm_source=reddit.com#gallery
==Clips Used==
Uwe Boll Interview: https://youtu.be/Xn7Yp3O1EOg
2 Conor scene: https://youtu.be/lcAInKxmX0A
==Music Used==
Riko's theme - Kuroko no Basket OST
Chaotic Play Ground - Castlevania Portriat of Ruin OST
Encounter with Gade - Gravity Rush OST
Game Section 2 - Banjo Kazooie OST
Pause Theme - Banjo Kazooie OST
Track 20_玉が舞い鳩が飛ぶ - THE UNLIMITED Kyosuke Hyobu OST
I hate myself - Bill Wurtz
if you got all the way down here good job you managed to read the description for once and you'll get to read this shit. I fucking hate making these videos but they are the only thing that make any money, get any views and people seem to really like them and only want them so i keep making them so my channel doesn't die. I just wanted to have fun with making shit and having a milady successful youtube channel but now i realized this shit sucks ass and i hate doing it. No one wants to watch videos where you are positive and talk about shit you like they just want to see you act like a fucking clown and rip things to shreds being as loud and obnoxious as possible (there isn't anything inherently wrong with being that it's just not what i want to be). I made this video extra obnoxious and if this gets triple the amount of views as any of my other things where i am being positive like the ratchet and clank video or some other shit then that proves my point (i am aware that view difference can also be because of interest in the subject matter but who the fuck is looking up videos about this piece of shit movie). Its super demotivating making something and think people will enjoy only to see everyone go "where is the next everything wrong with yugioh" like does my entire youtube existence have to revolve around making this shitty fucking series. I probably won't even feel this way in a few days when i come down from this manic episode but i just need a place to vent the frustration with my life. Youtube hasn't made me depressed i have always been a downer person now i just have somewhat of a platform people listen to what i say on