How Much DUMBER Can Lightsaber Designs Even Get??
10,785I was blissfully unaware of just how silly Disney owned Star Wars has become with its designs... until someone brought up the LIGHTSABER UMBRELLA during a livestream. Excuse me... the WHAT??
And that's not all, I also missed the helicopter of doom used by inquisitors. All the spinning from twirling from the prequels wasn't enough apparently, now they've gone full merry-go-round.
The actual umbrella thingamajig from Star Wars Visions takes it to the next level... like the bizarre product of an unholy collaboration between the Penguin and the Joker.
So here's my reaction... needless to say, it's rant time!
This one's too far gone to even bother discussing realism and practicality much. More appropriate would be a sort of AVGN-esque "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?" approach. So yeah... let's open up this can of WTF and delve into the hilarious silliness. Including my (controversial?) opinion about how Star Wars has become like the Terminator franchise.
Other relevant videos:
Short Double Blade Staff... Bleh. (Blade and Sorcery VR)
https://youtu.be/pc8mIdCMQmA
The Most Impressively Impractical Fantasy Sword!
https://youtu.be/eJ7rtSqZyYs
The Most "REAL" Lightsaber Duel I've Seen (Corridor Digital Reaction)
https://youtu.be/Xn2Qzh__0wg
How Different Would Fighting With Lightsabers Be?
https://youtu.be/S75THbl4tzM
STOP with the Jittery Jump Cuts in Movie Fights!
https://youtu.be/tfQ2d4Dz6oM
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