How NOT to play melee: ROY
1Welcome back, folks, to another episode of our beloved shitposting(?) series! Today, we'll delve into the realm of Super Smash Bros. Melee and explore how NOT to play as the fiery swordsman, Roy. Strap yourselves in for a wild ride of questionable decision-making and epic fails!
First and foremost, if you want to master the art of playing Roy poorly, forget about spacing and timing. These concepts are for amateurs who actually want to win. Instead, charge headlong into battle, swinging your sword with reckless abandon. Don't worry about connecting with your opponent; the important thing is to look flashy while doing it.
Another essential aspect of playing Roy ineffectively is to completely disregard his sweet spots. Those precise points on his sword that deal maximum damage? Who needs 'em! Instead, opt for wild, wide swings that barely graze your opponent. Remember, it's not about landing powerful hits; it's about embracing chaos and confusion.
When it comes to recovery, don't forget about using Roy's Up-B move conservatively. While mention this, don't launch yourself off the stage whenever you can, regardless of your opponent's position. It doesn't matter if you plummet to your doom repeatedly; your goal is to dazzle the audience with your audacity. The less times you SD (self-destruct), the more you're playing Roy the wrong way!
Oh, and don't forget to spam counter moves. Roy's Counter (Down-B) is the bread and butter of a truly terrible Roy player. Activate it at every opportunity, regardless of whether your opponent is even attacking. This move is your safety net, ensuring you never have to worry about actually strategizing or adapting to your opponent's playstyle.
Lastly, a crucial element of playing Roy poorly is to constantly taunt your opponents. After all, it's not about winning matches; it's about infuriating your opponents and turning Super Smash Bros. Melee into a psychological warfare arena. Taunting excessively is the key to their rage, so remember to dance, teabag, and taunt at every opportunity.
And there you have it, folks! A comprehensive guide on how not to play Super Smash Bros. Melee's Roy. Remember, this is all in good fun and should be taken with a grain of salt. Now go forth, embrace the chaos, and let your terrible Roy skills shine through as we continue our shitposting series!
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