I give "Mechajammer" 30 minutes!
1This is my life now, talking to heads in jars about escaping from new york -- I mean this island.
Grab it here: https://tinyurl.com/mechajammer30
0:00 Title and Menus (Trying to get the game to recognize my Xbox controller but it does not want to)
0:35 Game Intro
1:42 Character Creation, does where I put these dice on the slider matter?
4:10 Hang on, there's a questionaire
6:39 Ok, I'm not going to get older 26 for the purpose of my sanity -- I already have PTSD.
7:03 Story Sequence
8:10 Moving over to talk to Pelican about Barry
10:00 Whatever you do, don't shoot the sign, I lost complete control of my characters movement, but was still able to kind of attack, but yikes.
10:47 This is a little painful to watch, I'm not controlling this character at all.
11:49 Thank goodness I died, I've unplugged my controller for the next part in case that caused it -- and no more shooting signs.
12:15 Now the movement feels fine
12:52 Don't be like me and waste your bullets on rats
14:54 Lock Pick brute forcing (not sure if there is a limit on this)
15:09 Crates are the enemy
17:29 Barry: The jar of healing
18:33 I found a machine thing
19:29 Oh more crates
19:50 Oh wow, I can just knock these doors down
21:00 Ah huh, another terminal
22:20 I have the password now and down comes the bridge
23:00 That's not, not a knife -- now how do I equip it.
25:00 I spend a bit more time on this smuggler signal clue -- but I'll give up on this.
26:15 Crossing the bridge
27:47 Someone likes my jacket -- I try to make friends
30:00 I trigger someone who wants to check out my knife