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Look at the nuts on that fella. The monkey balls are back and bigger than ever. Thicker than ever. Harder than ever. The left one hangs a little lower than the right one. And Schlatt is raising money for a statue of the monkey, fittingly titled "King Kong Balls." I wish my balls were this big. I can't even watch horror videos on TikTok without hiding in the comment section. I thought I was gonna retire a few days ago but if we get these statues I'll keep going for at least a few more weeks. Please check out my podcast Sleep Deprived that I host with my buddies Aztrosist, Apandah, and Mikasacus - they have been good buddies of mine for years, even before I became popular on this awful website.
Today we look at the small King Kong Balls statues. They are here. I spent $95,000 on a Big Monkey Nuts Statue, but that isn't here yet. I am so happy. I'm so happy. Wow.
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