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Onward (2016)

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Spent the last 2 months in Tibet learning the mystic arts of Gun-Kata from Christian Bale in a priest outfit.

I can now shoot the dick off a fly at 200 meters, eyes closed, while reciting Kat Perry's 'Firework'. That last part is important for focus :)

Many of you have asked for new games and I have answered. Pavlov.

Shes's a dark mistress, far from perfect, but it's her simply ugliness that makes for tonnes of fun. You just have to plunge your hands into her pudgy backside to wriggle out those gems.

Onward is still my bae, but I gotta have me a side chick.

So enjoy the drop, the matrix-esque duels and outrageous time-to-kill are absolutely pants-shitting funny.

In other news, check out the competitive scene via the community discord. I'm on there often so drop me a line if you want to see what your ass would look like if I pulled it out through your nose.

https://discord.gg/RzcDzec

There will be weekly scrims amongst premade teams, show up asa solo and you can get matched with similar guys. There's also an Onward League worth checking out.

http://onward.leaguerepublic.com/l/fg/1_465950551.html

Anybody can sign up with friends or find a team to play with on the discord.

If you're looking for CSGO in VR, this is it!


Game: Onward & Pavlov

Virtual Reality HMD: HTC Vive, Oculus Rift

Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/496240/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/555160/

Onward is a Mil-Sim paced tactical multiplayer shooter, being developed for virtual reality head mounted displays. Players will use coordination, communication, and marksmanship skill to complete objectives in online infantry combat.

Pavlov is a multiplayer shooter for the HTC Vive.

Features
Dedicated Servers
Competitive Search And Destroy game mode
Casual fast-paced game modes
Bots
Matchmaking
Offline/Practice mode
Voice Chat
Touchpad and OOB locomotion

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