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10Poo Bum - The Peculiar Tale of Simon the Rabbit
Narrator (in a smooth 70s voice): "Groovy, baby. So, there's this little rabbit, right?"
Narrator (with a hint of mischief): "And he had one catchphrase that he dug..."
Little Rabbit (in a cheeky, Alex from 'A Clockwork Orange' style): "Poo bum, my droogs!"
Narrator (with a nod to the '80s): "Like, every morning, his ma was all like..."
Mother Rabbit (with a sultry tone): "Time to rise and shine, my little hoppin' heartthrob."
Little Rabbit (with a sly grin): "Poo bum, babe."
Narrator (channeling Cheech and Chong): "Lunchtime, man, his old man was like..."
Father Rabbit (with a laid-back vibe): "Eat your spinach, little dude."
Little Rabbit (giggling): "Poo bum, pops."
Narrator (getting groovier): "And at night, his sister was all like..."
Big Sister Rabbit (with a flirtatious tone): "Care to join me for a bath, honey bunny?"
Little Rabbit (playing it cool): "Poo bum, darling."
Narrator (embracing the Russian vibes): "But one day, a wolf dude asked him..."
Wolf (with a Russian accent): "May I dine upon you, little comrade?"
Little Rabbit (in his best Alex impression): "Poo bum, my comrade."
Narrator (keeping it odd, like Sonic the Hedgehog): "So, the wolf munched the rabbit, ya know?"
Wolf (with a full mouth): "Poo bum."
Wolf's Wife (concerned): "How art thou, my dearest?"
Wolf (indistinctly): "Poo bum."
Narrator (with a raised eyebrow): "That night, the wolf had some major tummy trouble."
Wolf (in distress): "Call doctor!"
Doctor (shocked): "Open wide, my dear patient."
Wolf (struggling): "Poo bum!"
Doctor (surprised): "Wait, my little rabbit? You're inside him!"
Narrator (maintaining the peculiar tone): "So, the doctor embarked on a quest to rescue the rabbit."
Doctor (with relief): "Oh, my little poo bum!"
Little Rabbit (indignant): "Forsooth, Father! That name is uncool. I'm Simon!"
Mother Rabbit (teasingly): "Soup's on, my little heartbreaker."
Little Rabbit (smoothly): "Absolutely, mother. The flavor is simply exquisite."
Narrator (embracing the '80s): "Next morning, dad was all like..."
Father Rabbit (playfully): "Time to scrub those choppers, my little dynamo."
Little Rabbit (with a wink): "Fart!"
original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrQI3wk_uUk
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