I'm Not A Loser From SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical
Waluigi as Squidward (sung):
I'm not a loser
I don't secretly hate myself
I'm not singing this too no one
It's not the case that no one cares
I'm not a failure
I don't not have talent
When others see me
they cant see the nobody
that isn't there
Waluigi as Squidward (spoken):
Hold on, that's a triple negative
You can't not see nobody
Because I'm not nobody
Which can't not be seen
Let me start over
Waluigi as Squidward (sung):
My life's not empty
They don't not like me at all
I don't not leave the house
cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
I don't stink.
I'm not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking
That I am not all alone
Waluigi as Squidward (spoken):
Maybe I am a loser.
(crying)
Wario as Sea Anemone Chorus:
Hey Squidward
Waluigi as Squidward:
Huh?
Wario as Sea Anemone Chorus:
You're not delirious with despair
And you're not calling true things false
Hey Squidward
Waluigi as Squidward:
This is weird.
Wario as Sea Anemone Chorus:
You're not hallucinating this
sea anemone chorus line at all
Waluigi as Squidward:
I'm not?
Wario as Sea Anemone Chorus:
You're not a loser
You don't secretly hate yourself
You're not singing this to no one
It's not the case that no one cares
Waluigi as Squidward:
Okay
Wario as Sea Anemone Chorus:
You're not a failure
You don't not have talent
When others see you they can't see
The nobody that isn't there
Waluigi as Squidward:
I'm not a loser! (Not a loser)
They don't not like me at all (Ohhhh)
Wario as Sea Anemone Chorus:
No!
Waluigi as Squidward:
I don't not leave the house (Ohhhh)
Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
(Stay at home!)
I don't stink! (You don't stink)
I'm not a waste (You're not a waste!)
I'm not all alone in thinking that
I am not all alone
Clarinet solo!
Look at me now, mama!
I'm not a loser! (You're not a loser!)
They don't not like me at all (No!)
I don't not leave the
house (leave the house)
Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
Wario as Single Anemone:
Yeah, Yeah, Stay at home!-
Waluigi as Squidward:
Hey! Shh!
I don't stink.
I'm not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking that I'm
Not
Not!
Noooot!
All alone!
Wario as Sea Anemone Chorus:
You are not alone!
You are not alone!
You are not, not, not, not
Not, not, not, not, not, not
Not alone
You are not, not, not alone!