Inept Reviews : Theme Park (MS-DOS)
25This is the now classic Theme Park simulator from Bullfrog - the company that was spearheaded by everyone's favourite gaming visionary/bullshitter - Peter Molyneux. Take your inheritance you got from strangling your decrepit uncle whilst he was sleeping, and start your own successful chain of exhilarating theme parks. There's lots of fun and laughs to be had, and plenty of chances to kill all your visitors by making sure the rides explode whilst they're on them. Sadly like many such games, you spend half your time worrying about trivial things like collecting litter. Games designers take note - WE DO NOT WANT TO ARSE AROUND PICKING UP FUCKING RUBBISH IN GAMES! WE DON'T WANT TO DO IT IN REAL LIFE, THAT'S WHY WE LET THE WALLIES DO IT IT, SO FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LETS SEE NO MORE REFUSE COLLECTIONS OUTSIDE OF A 'SIM REFUSE COLLECTION' TITLE. CHEERS. RIGHT, NOW WHY I HAVE BEEN HOLDING DOWN SHIFT THIS ENTIRE TIME INSTEAD OF USING THE CAPS LOCK?
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