Its Hard to be the Bard (100 Subscriber Special)

Channel:

D&D Blender

Subscribers:

726

Published on January 30, 2021 9:59:32 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-e2p8E_fYc

Game:

The Elder Scrolls Online (2014)

Duration: 2:49

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Thank you All so so very much for getting me to 100 Subscribers! Please enjoy this little musical number I put together from the song "Its hard to be the bard" from the Play "Something Rotten"

Lyrics:
My days are so busy it's making me dizzy
There's so much I gotta do
There's Litches and Roapers, and Kobolds, and Cloakers
and endless evil ooze.
Gotta pose for a portrait
and how I deplore sitting there for eternity
Then it's off to the inn
Where my innkeeper friend
Wants to name a drink after me
Then it's back to the Tomb, where I resume
My attempt to find the Loot
Just me and my sword and for the record
I might be losing it

And it's hard,
It's hard,
It's really really hard
So very very hard
I make it look easy but honey believe me
It's hard
It's hard,
It's so Incredibly hard
So inconceivably, unbelievably hard
It's hard to be the bard

I've got so many tales
That go off the rails
I can hardly remember them all
Be it Avernus or Icewind dale
Or that crazy fireball
It's a cross that I bear,
I'm like Volo, I swear
It's a burden but I suffer through it
It's all part of the game,
The trappings of fame
But somebody's gotta do it
And I know, I know, I gotta go
And get back to my Party Quick
Oh don't make me do it,
Don't make me go through it
Can somebody get me a drink!

'Cause it's hard
It's hard,
It's really really hard
It's sexy but it's hard
This bar that I'm
Raising to be this amazing!
It's hard,
It's hard,
It's so Annoyingly hard
So unavoidably, unenjoyably hard

Cause it's hard
It's hard
It's hard
I've got fortune and fame
Everyone knows my name
I can't help it if it's so freakin' hard

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