Jayfreezer90 Vs The Stellanator Round 1
0A legendary burger known as the Stellanator; A diabolical burger known for causing massive constipation, big bloated feelings in the gut, and painful diarrhea. It is composed of 6 - 1/2 beef patties, 6 eggs, 2 buns, peanut butter, mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, tomato, pickles, family sized fries and evil energy. Thousands has challenged this burger but only a few of the 5 percent has beaten it including The Famous Furious Molly Of The Big O.
The suggestion to do this challenge from co-workers and great friends - tsu fans has pump up jayfreezer90 for the burger. When the day came. He went to the uptown area of the Big O planning and training for this big move. What was Jayfreezer90 initial reaction to the challenge on that day? Nervousness, fear, cowardly avoid talks about the burger at public places.
So what does are hero jayfreezer90 do? At home he decides to dawn the Tsu Shirt of Awesomeness. He decides to go to the mall and walk around to gather ideas. Coming up with an elaborate plan to take down the burger. He decides to tell Chelsea and friends though long distance means. The conservation left jayfreezer90 in a state of doubt...but will that stop him?
Shortly after the conversation with friends, Jayfreezer90 decides to go to Scheels in the uptown area of Big O. Why does he do this?...Because roller skating is a way to express creativity and get rid of fear. It was a little risky in the uptown area of the Big O but jayfreezer90 manages to pull though.
Upon the final hours of preparation jayfreezer90 goes back to the mall. during the trip he meet a mysterious girl named "Alison". The hero's was stunned by her beauty, sidekick and High I.Q. Shaking and quaking with shame and fear. Quoting Trigun, "What am I going to do...? ". How am I going to face this burger." Why cant I get a break?".
When it is was time to leave, jayfreezer90 decided to face the burger with his Tsu shirt of awesomeness. The Warrior Diet skills he has learned from Ori Hofmekler. "What was this all about?" - he thought while driving on I - 80.
When he arrived at Stella's, he noticed the parking lot and vast amount of burger eaters there. The fear intensified but he made it inside - He was asked by a host "Who are you here with...?". Jayfreezer90 replied "I am here with Chelsea, Hill, and Shealynn."
After he was reunited with he friends, Jayfreezer90 got some disturbing news from his friends. Hill and them warned him that Stella's thought he was crazy for doing this. Everyone in the place was freaking out about it. Eventually they were move into another room.
After being move into the other room. Jayfreezer90 and friends discussed how life has been treating them. The hero's fears had he blind but Chelsea manages it by showing an awesome mythbusters 360 interactive underwater video calming the hero's fears. The hero's decides to go futher with it using Iron body training, prep talk, watching furious and listen to anime music on his mp3. The burger arrives on to the big table. Will Jayfreezer90 be able to beat the stellanator or put on the wall of epic fail at Stella's? Stay tuned and find out in the video.