Jingle Shells (Thanks for the 16k subs!)
1,462I had to spend a lot more time on this than I thought...oof.
I guess a late present is better than nothing...
Sorry guys.
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Verse 1:
Dashing through the sea
in an eagle led sleigh
over the nodes we go
bombing all the way
shells from main guns ring
making battles bright
what fun it is to ram something
with glowworm in a fight
Chorus 1:
Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells
Blasting all the way
oh what fun it is to nuke
a boss in Azur Lane
Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells
Blasting all the way
Warspite Kai is now in play
so keep carriers away!
Verse 2:
An event or two ago
I thought I'd exercise
but soon, my very fleet
was in for a surprise
My Prinz was feeling dank
Victory seemed assured
but suddenly my vanguard sank
and they got massacred
Chorus 2:
Bullet hells, bullet hells
Suffering all day
Challenge mode would be more fun
Where's the pattern anyway?!?
Bullet hells, bullet hells
Suffering all day
Carriers are my best friends
and clear the screen away
Verse 3:
An event or two ago
a warning I must tell
about the many skins
a neko tries to sell
Many fell for the lie
of the deals that she'd say
but when they see their wallet's dry
Akashi runs away
Chorus 3:
Prison cells, Prison cells
Ark is there today
messing with the little ones
is what the MPs say ey!
Prison cells, Prison cells
Further we astray
We're all just degenerates
as Intern said that day.
Verse 4:
Now we're almost done
So let's get something straight
Sandy's numbah wan
So stop giving her hate
Just keep building light
You'll get a Sandy or two
But if you scrap her on sight
She'll throw her stars at you!
Chorus (Final):
Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells
Blasting all the way,
oh what fun it is to ride
with Enterprise in a sleigh
Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells,
Blasting all the way.
oh what fun is it to ride
with Enterprise in a slei *CRASH*