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I spent yesterday making this

I like Donkey Kong 64

MP3 download (no sfx): http://www.mediafire.com/file/51qgmvnvolh5fhi/Jonkey_Kong_64.mp3/file

EDIT (06-31-19)
I told myself I wouldn't mistype the lyrics in the video, but I just realized I put the apostrophe in "wingspan's" in the wrong place. Literally unwatchable. Oh well, too late now.

Here are the lyrics:

Who's ready to go ape over a new cassette tape?
Clap to the rhythm and make your rump shake
Turn your living room into a jungle gym tonight
It's time to dance like a troglodyte

Hope y'all are ready to hear the story
Of five primates, 'cause you're in Kong territory
The gang's back, bigger and better than ever
Don't need to know the words, all you need is two letters

Who is this handsome dancer?
You know who he is, I don't need an answer
He's the top banana, king of the savannah
Namesake from the ape of the 8-bit era

He's here from the heart of the jungle
Feeling gung-ho and ready to rumble
Better watch out for his coconut gun, though
Unless you wanna get nutted in the bunghole

That's right, everybody, D. K. checks in
You wish you were big, fast, and strong like him
Fly as heck, a tie on his neck
Write him a check every time you say it's on like him

They say big things come in a small package
Well, this little girl is downright savage
She can shrink down to fit through a passage
But even then, she piles on the smackage

What a ball of energy
One swift kick to the hip, you'll be hemorrhaging
Thanks to her hair, she's a chimp and a chopper
She doesn't need to be prim or proper

But the reason she looks impotent
She is a kid, still got her innocence
You'll wanna choose her the instant
You can do this, it is to your own benefit

This oddball feels fantastic
Made of elastic, too gymnastic
Clown nose, rubber hose, goofy pose
Without bending over, he can touch his toes with his elbows

Handstands like there's ants in his pants
His wingspan's wider than a banana bird's, man
Dances lookin' like he's made of rubber bands
There's a chance he only understands Comic Sans

Helium is his drink of choice
Not only does it give him a squeaky voice
But he flies through the room like a leaking balloon
As his arms wave in constant rejoice

Did the temperature just drop to zero?
'Cause no simian's as cool as this hero
When it comes to street cred, there is no contest
He saved D. K. in a Kong Quest

Don't mess with this Kong, the bet's off
When his jet pack's on, he goes blast off
And of the monkeys in this rap
He's the only one who wears and busts a cap

Diddy rocks the hardest
He's a charming electric guitarist
If you're a croc, then it's time to close up shop
'Cause this Kong is anything but harmless

Finally, we've got Chunky
His background beat is a timpani
It's a symphony only fit for the primest primate
Not a mere chimpanzee

Don't you dare doubt his worth
He's got more girth than any reptile on earth
You might talk smack, but he's so stacked
Of course Rare needed an Expansion Pak

He lifts rocks big as a Chevy
So even though he's a little bit unready
A little bit top-heavy, a little bit unsteady
Don't go betting against the big teddy

He's won this already, wanna know why?
He may move slow and he can't jump high
But there's one thing no one can deny
This Kong's one hell of a guy