Jurassic Park: The Game Sucks

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Published on ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3i5XjMI1uM


Game:
Jurassic Park: The Game (2011)
Duration: 5:05
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Okay so this is a newer Jurassic Park game. I got it with the assumption that it would bring joy to me, but it has instead stripped a few years off my lifespan. Jurassic Park the game isn't quite a game, and isn't quite an interactive movie. It's instead a shallow attempt to train the basic motor skills any toddler has already mastered. Yay!



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