LAZY QUEEN – Bow to Queen 🦊
1🎤 "Act as a Queen" (Lazy Queen Racing Anthem)
(Parodie complète sur l’instru de “Act a Fool”)
(Aerith aka Lazy Queen – Drift Royalty)
[Intro – Lazy Queen voice sample]
Drop! Queen fast
Drop! Street furious
I’m too sleek for y’all, man
Drop! Queen fast
Drop! Drift serious
I’m too fierce for y’all, ahh!
[Hook]
You just pulled up, flashin’ with gold
Tell me what she gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
You tried to cheat her, play her cold
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
She drift so hard, you lost control
Tell me whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
Now you’re stuck deep in that blackhole
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
[Verse 1 – Lazy Queen]
Talkin' 'bout pink smoke, deep scar chrome
It’s 9-1-Run, she claims the zone!
Evade the cops, flip gears like tricks
She ride for the crown, not for clicks!
Some fools talked trash, now they silent
Queen got ice in veins — straight violent
You hear the crowd yell "She too clean!"
She vanish on 'em — poof! Street queen
You think Shinra catch her? Gimme a break!
She steers with style, heart full of quake
She got neon roof, red stitch on dash
Gold trim flames, speedin’ past
Hydraulics drop, she bounce in pride
Front to back and side to side, what?!
[Hook]
Your ride blew up in the tunnel run
Tell me whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
You lost that bet tryna flex for fun
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
If you cross her lane, it's all or none
Tell me whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
She takes the crown when the race is done
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
[Verse 2 – Lazy Queen]
Back in the zone, she ready to race
Just tuned her whip with that rebel grace
And when she parks, the whole street stare
‘Cause the skyline purrs like it don’t care
With the NOS in back, gears tight and mean
Paint so pure, got that gasoline sheen
TV screen plays maps she made
And her seat say “Lazy” — hand-engraved
She pass the spot, all the girls go mad
Mirror so clean, see your past look bad
Now she gone — so F what ya heard
She got wing-mirrors flap like a bird
And for the ops, her crew don’t miss
With a femme fatale holdin' the stick, like click!
[Hook]
You got called out on a midnight show
Tell me whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
Your homie wrecked, now your rep too low
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
They talk big till that turbo blow
Tell me whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
Now they drift slow while she steal the glow
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
[Verse 3 – Lazy Queen]
Eyes locked in, trunk wide loud
Did donuts clean — now the crowd gone wild
Ran through Midgar, blew past Kalm
Passed six cops like she owned the calm
Paid off the gas boy to clean the lens
Then slid sideways through Sector 10
The team ridin’ deep — all legends here
And Jessie in the back with the engine gear
They blaze that mako, wind in their track
And foes get smoked, never bounce back
One tap, your ride go flat
And you’ll end up like Zack — stabbed in the back
She shift to fifth, no fear, no seams
Queen’s here to torch the Shinra dreams!
[Hook]
You crash that drift and they laughed at you
Tell me whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
She passed you twice, in heels too!
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
Now the legend’s risin’ with every route
Tell me whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
If they crown a boss, there ain’t no doubt
Boy, whatchu gon’ do? Act as a Queen!
[Outro – Rinoa voice sample]
Too fast (Too fast), too fierce (Too fierce)
Too street, act as a queen!
Too fast (Too fast), too clean (Too clean)
Too sleek, act as a queen!
Too fast (Too fast), too furious (Too furious)
Too fierce, act as a queen!
Too fast… now she rules the scene!