lil viet & bustinbigloads - The Cereal Song

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Published on January 25, 2022 8:20:14 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUGLEXupTy0

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lyrics and vocals: lil viet
production: bustinbigloads

This song is about all the ceral masots I looked up to as a kid. I always loved the colourful characters and delicious breakfast snacks that were advertised to my childish brain as a result of our capitalistic society. It is capitalism that allows me to get pegged by tony the tiger today, let us be thankful for our great government overlords who feed this propaganda into our minds until we are nothing but a consumer of products, a hollow shell that fills our lives with products built off of our own underpaid labour, filling the pockets of Kellogg's board members and Toucan Sam himself. This is the pit we have found ourselves in and if we can't climb out of it, why not have sexual fantasies of the beautiful lepracauns and birds that scam us into buying unhealthy shitty slave labor cereal

lyrics:

Cinnamon toast crunch man
so deliciously lickable
ill stick my tongue all over you
so you'll think me despicable

your savorly cinnamon flavour enters my mouth
I'll sniff you all over with my long snout
your pheromones all over me,
I'll lick down your south oh yeah

Oh, who is that I hear, trodding down in spats?
It's Tony the tiger! He's wearing many hats.
I don't even know what his cereal tastes like, only his thick throbbing member
I savor the taste in my orafaces, oh yes I'll remember.

Woah, it's lucky the charm! He's here in a green hat
I already rhymed hat
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hohoheheheo me pot o gold!

now it's the rice krispy trio, a gang bang it will be!
white liquid, milk and others, spilling out for everyone to see!
toucan sam, sweeping in for the finish!
fucking weird ass re design what the fuck is this shit just fucking look at it jesus christ oh my fucking god im so sorry toucan sam what have they done to you

Look, it's boo berry! Coming back from the dead.
even though he's ethereal, he's really good in bed!
now it's the honey nut cherrio bee!
I hate cheerios
who the fuck eats cheerios

and that's all for now folks, come back soon for more!
Don't let that milky white liquid in your bowl spill out onto the floor!
I'll be back, with even more mascots
but now ill be blasting off!

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It has been exactly 268 days since our last song. Was it worth the wait? Of fucking course it was