Make Way... For LASS ALI!
72Hey! Clear the way down Route 101.
She's here? Better fear, if she's having fun.
She's blocking your way, and she will not let you pass.
Bring balls, bring your dex,
Pray you won't be next
-'Cause she's gonna kick your ass!
Lass Ali - feisty is she! Schoolgirl Alicia
White blouse shirt, and pleated skirt
above the knee.
I'd say 'please try to keep calm'.
I'd say she doesn't mean harm,
But she's gonna wreck all of your s*** for free!
Lass Ali, mighty is she, she has a Psyduck.
Strong as 10 regular ducks? Make it 50!
Usurped the Team Rocket cause.
Beat your, so-called, 'Elite' Fours.
And Togepi she DEPLORES,
It's Lass Ali!
She got seventy-five Aerodactyl,
An Arceus - and has a MewThree?
Is it true that your chances are now nil?
Dome fossils? Has two. IT'S PIKACHU!
It's a dex that you've got to see!
Lass Ali, beautiful she
Icon Alicia.
She's on fleek. Stylish and chic
And with such glee.
Even the mean girls all stare
Cannot pretend to not care.
So popular, with such flare, that Lass Ali!
She's got ninety-five sets of gym badges
(She is no flunky, she's petty spunky)
Plus commissioned some from Etsy.
(She's dangerous, so dangerous)
She's got Moltres, got Servine and Grookey
(And they talk to her!)
Mega Vespiquen, Black Kyurem
The truth is, that you'd better flee from Ali, Lass Ali
Lass Ali, deadly is she, Princess Alicia
Your uncrowned, Japanese found, Valley prom queen!
What's hiding in the long grass?
A lethal pre-teen bad-ass,
With sixty Lapras, an Ivysaur
All Eevee-lutions, plus 12 Old Gateau
Your fate it beckons, a shiny Ekans!
Here comes a new rivalry!
Make wayyyy for Lass Ali!
#pokemon #pokemonletsgo #psyduck
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