Merry Christmas! - A song about the Shaman
175So it's practically mandatory for me to horribly shame myself on the internet around this time of the year. This is my attempt to do that.
Lyrics (why do you want to know them?):
Snow is falling, all around me
People playing, having fun
It's the season for loot and epic raiding
'sept for me, 'cus I'm Shaman
Time for whining and lots of crying
People saying "Shaman's Dead"
Time for changing and rerolling classes
Time to lay this corpse to bed
I'm gonna go and roll another class
I'm gonna find the one that puts out the best numbers
Flavo-or of the month
Room is swaying, people braying
All the Shaman, they're always last
All I wish that, my class could do damage
What the hell is this 2 second cast?
I wanna go back to the Siege,
Where I was decked in gear and I dealt some real damage,
I cast so frickin' fast!
Snow is fallin', all around me
Classes saying, "this is fun!"
But not me, cus I'm a damn Shaman,
My whole class is one big pun!
My whole class is no damn fun!
Ohhh, my Spells feel like Nerf air guns.
Snow is falling, all around me
People playing on Draenor old!
It's the season for gems and enchants!
'sept for me, I have no gold!
Snow is falling, all around me
People playing, having fun
It's the season for loot and epic raiding
Even me, as a Shaman!
Snow is falling, all around me
People playing, having fun
It's the season for loot and epic raiding
Even me, as a Shaman!
Even me, and my loved ones!
Even me, my raid's begun!