Mokou's Theme but It's an Oparer Remix

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Published on February 21, 2018 3:30:14 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAw01MVEhog

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The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching Oparer. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time a video came on my long x button became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this New Zealand guy. I wanted to put my x button in my hand. For years, I dreamed of bombing him from behind and filling him with my bullets and watching it drip out of his opagasms. However, no matter how many times I choked my BAWK BAWK to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent bad touhou player could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in an Oparer costume and rub my X button. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic Opa sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Oparer have to dream of releasing their bomb inside of his computer wall cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for Oparer." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest Opa rule 34. For $60, you get Opa anal beads. For $100, you get an Opa fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this Oparer sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to rub their x button to their favorite bad touhou player youtuber.
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