MultAImedia Jay - Pizza's The Reason I Can't Get Laid
2Don't know if any hair band singers actually had this problem in the 80s lol. π
Lyrics:
I see the leather pants hangin' on the wall
Used to wear 'em tight, now they don't fit at all
Remember those nights, stage lights so bright
Now I'm just alone, thinkin' of my plight
Dreams of rockin' out, fans screamin' loud
Now I'm stuck at home, no longer feelin' proud
[Chorus]
Pizza in the morning
Pizza at night.
Pizza is the thing that makes me feel alright.
The scale keeps on reminding me of the mess I've made.
Yeah pizza is the reason why I can't get laid.
[Verse 2]
Used to have the moves, everybody knew my name
But now I'm hiding out, filled with pizza and shame
Looking at old photos, when I was lean and mean
Not a day goes by that I'm livin' the dream
Pizza boxes pile up, higher every night
Try to hit the high notes, but they just don't feel right
[Chorus]
Pizza in the morning
Pizza at night.
Pizza is the thing that makes me feel alright.
The scale keeps on reminding me of the mess I've made.
Yeah pizza is the reason why I can't get laid.
[Verse 3]
Hear the echo of a thousand cheers
Now it's just the sound of my own tears
Spill my heart on this cardboard floor
Wishing I could turn back to before
Remember the spotlight, it used to burn so hot
Now I'm only burnin' pizzas, tumblin' into a rut
[Chorus]
Pizza in the morning
Pizza at night.
Pizza is the thing that makes me feel alright.
The scale keeps on reminding me of the mess I've made.
Yeah pizza is the reason why I can't get laid.