MultAImediaJay - The Boy Is Mid

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Published on March 16, 2025 5:42:27 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI5w4pPrAXw

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So there was a guy I knew in college who kept trying to get me into the clubbing scene. He tried to be macho by blasting dance music and pretending he was far more of a ladies' man than he actually was. He was like, "Huh huh I get lots of girls." Truth is they were just using him for money, rides, and drinks. 😂

I figured I'd take a crack at making a song that sounded like what some of those clubber girls probably REALLY thought of him lol. 😂

...and yes it's true. One of his friends snitched that he only looked like he got all those girls by clubbing, and absolutely zero percent of it was for real lol. 😂

Clubbing in the 2000s - the in-person parasocial relationship lol. 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lyrics:
Oh look it's that boy again. The one who thinks he can dance.
I don't have the heart to tell him that he's never getting into my pants.
What's he doing in the club? I have no clue how he thinks.
But he loves hanging out with me and he loves buying me drinks.
The poor boy thinks that he can dance, and if he flails enough that I'll sleep with him.
Fella's throwing away his manhood and whatever. The boy is mid.

I hate to break it to him, but the boy is mid.
What's he gonna tell his kids in 20 years? Oh wait. That assumes he'll even have kids.
Mid boy's got a thing for clubber girls it seems.
Too bad we all just get his hopes up while he buys us drinks.
Who knows if anyone will ever shatter his dreams.
Clubber boy's out there throwing away his youth by pretending he can dance.
But even his friends know he never gets in any of those clubber chicks' pants.
Maybe some day he'll find a real wife so he can have a real kid.
But for now he's just the drink boy. The boy is mid.

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