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Caffeine (2015)

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From the moment I laid eyes on that first Pikachu, I knew my fate was sealed—I was destined to be a Pokémon fanatic. My passion for these pocket monsters runs deeper than a Diglett tunnel and crazier than a Jigglypuff on caffeine. I've spent more hours playing Pokémon games than Professor Oak has spent forgetting his own grandson's name.

As a kid, I turned my bedroom into a shrine of Pokémon greatness, with posters of Pikachu, Charmander, and Squirtle covering every square inch of wall space. I even convinced my parents to let me paint Pokéballs on the ceiling so I could dream about catching Pokémon in my sleep. I treasured my Pokémon card collection so much that I guarded it with the ferocity of a Snorlax protecting its nap time. If you asked me to choose between a million dollars and a holographic Charizard, I'd probably go broke trying to buy all the Pokémon cards in existence. My love for Pokémon is stronger than a Machamp using Dynamic Punch, and I'm ready to share that zany enthusiasm with the world, one Pokéball at a time! #pokemontcg #pokemonshorts Pokémon TCG

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