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The cringiest thing ever.


Lyrics:
As I look through my buckets of Skylanders toys
I take a look at my collection, and get really annoyed
'Cause I've been stuck with Rattle Shake so long
That even my Discord Server thinks my mind is gone

But I ain't never seen a skylander quite like it
Pale blue with boxing gloves, perfect for fightin'
With the capability to Swap and drop a greeble
Makin' every other before it look feeble

I really hate to brag, but I got him cheap
A solid 5 bucks on eBay, with no shipping fee
Fool, I unboxed, sawpped and plopped him on the portal for a fight
Killin' chompies every night, endin' lives with a Vamp Bite

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Night Shift paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Night Shift paradise
Keep spendin' most our live, bein' Gentlemanly in the night
Swap tops all day and night, makin' Blast Shift, Night Stone, Night Rise

Look at the situation they got me facin'
Chose the Proper Vampire path, teeth remain amazin'
He be undead, hangin' with Roller Brawl
Grabbin' Creeper and the snake while we watch Kaos fall

I'm a mean Portal Master with cash betwixt my thumbs
Cause with the Prize Fighter path, they up my funds
I'm a loc'd out swappin', vampire mainer
And my gloves are fully primed, so don't arouse my anger

Fool, death ain't nothin' but an uppercut away
I'm livin' playin' as a boxer, what can I say?
He's level 14 now, but will I live to see 15?
The way things is goin', I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the things we bite, hurt you and me?

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Night Shift paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Night Shift paradise
Keep spendin' most our live, bein' Gentlemanly in the night
Swap tops all day and night, livin' in the Night Shift paradise

Power and the money, level after level
Minute after minute, dancin' with the devil
Everybody's runnin', but half of them ain't lookin'
He comes back from the grave, he forever spookin'

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
How can I get upgrades from this pod, there is no Persephone
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
Legendary Variant, scary cuz I'm all loc'd, fool!

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Night Shift paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the Night Shift paradise
Keep spendin' most our live, bein' Gentlemanly in the night
Swap tops all day and night, livin' in the Night Shift paradise