Game:

Ninja Commando (1992)

Category:

Let's Play

Duration: 8:25

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These three clearly have no idea where they are going.

After finding no answers in Japan or Egypt, things *obviously* must have started in Ancient China. What time period in particular? Three Kingdoms of course, when the country was going completely apeshit and having the most ridiculously long civil war possible.

BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

Because when you really want to rack up the kills, you go and have some fun during the greatest* conflict ever: World War II. Suspicious choice of time. And as usual, nothing definite comes of this venture either; I'm really beginning to think that these three aren't heroes at all.

They're just warmongers.

*Greatest meaning 'most destructive'. Not 'most fun'. Although it might have been, though I guess you'd have to fight in every war ever to make a valid statement on just how fun they were.

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