No. You can't. Big Ambitions part 18
459With my van out of commission it occurred to me that a five-fingered-discount on the forklift truck might serve as a quicker way to haul stuff around town. Hence the question posed in the thumbnail of this video. Then because, it turns out, that you can't actually steal it, I've saved you the necessity of watching the video to find this out in the title. Other channels might ask a similarly intriguing question in their thumbnail, then only answer it after you've sat through a couple of minutes of intro waffle, a NordVPN ad, some b-roll accompanying a voiceover of why they wanted to find out, a reminder to like and subscribe (and hit the notification bell) then a quick shoutout to this video's sponsor, Squarespace. About 15 minutes later they'll tell you that, no, you can't steal the forklift. But hey, at least you'll have enjoyed all those marvellous sponsor embeds along the way. I'm not jaded, you're jaded. This is Big Ambitions. These are my top 17 tips for early success starting from $0 on maximum difficulty, using only the left mousebutton, while wearing a blindfold challenge.
Maybe I should switch to satirising the format.
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