Phil Diss Ft. Mc Chappas (Official Visualizer)

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Published on July 18, 2024 12:00:00 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QY6is24AsQ

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Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Yo, Phil, let’s get real, you’re the king of the spill,
Droppin’ sauce on your shirt like it's some kinda skill.
Your folks Samuel and Susan, oh, they got a plan,
Raisin’ up a son who’s the clumsiest man.

Samuel in the house, thinkin' he’s so wise,
With those dad jokes that make us all roll our eyes.
Susan, sweet Susan, always bakin' that pie,
But her recipes, man, they make me wanna cry.

(Hook)
Phil, Samuel, Susan, what’s the deal?
Livin’ in a world where y’all can’t keep it real.
Phil’s droppin’ stuff, Sam’s jokes are weak,
And Susan’s cookin’ ain't hitin' its peak.

(Verse 2)
Phil’s got two left feet, always trip and fall,
Like a human wrecking ball crashin’ through the hall.
Samuel's got those pants pulled way too high,
Lookin’ like he’s tryin’ to lasso the sky.

Susan’s in the kitchen, stirrin’ up some doom,
Every time she bakes, it clears the room.
Phil, my dude, you need a lesson or two,
In not bein’ the guy who ruins every barbecue.

(Hook)
Phil, Samuel, Susan, what’s the deal?
Livin’ in a world where y’all can’t keep it real.
Phil’s droppin’ stuff, Sam’s jokes are weak,
And Susan’s cookin’ ain't hitin' its peak.

(Bridge)
Phil, you got the charm of a wet mop,
Parents in the bleachers doin’ the cringe-hop.
Samuel’s wardrobe straight outta ‘82,
And Susan’s meatloaf, man, it’s World War II.

(Verse 3)
Phil, you’re the man, but you’re not so fly,
With your dad’s sense of humor and your mom’s apple pie.
Samuel’s got the moves, but they’re kinda lame,
Like a disco inferno without any flame.

Susan’s got the heart, but man, she can't cook,
Her dishes are the reason we all learned to book.
Phil, take a lesson, maybe hire a tutor,
Before your whole fam’s the talk of the computer.

(Hook)
Phil, Samuel, Susan, what’s the deal?
Livin’ in a world where y’all can’t keep it real.
Phil’s droppin’ stuff, Sam’s jokes are weak,
And Susan’s cookin’ ain't hitin' its peak.

(Outro)
So Phil, my man, here’s the truth in the rhyme,
Step up your game, it’s about time.
Samuel, Susan, you’re part of the crew,
But y’all need some lessons in keepin’ it true.