Pirates VR: Jolly Roger - Game Review SONG

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Published on May 17, 2025 8:16:08 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yElpfizN0B0

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Musical review song of the game.
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Yo-ho-ho, me hearties, lend me your ear,
A VR pirate’s life is what we’ll steer!
With skeletons, treasure, and curses untold,
But is this adventure worth its weight in gold?

Golden sunsets on shores so fair,
Caves and jungles with secrets rare!
Yet textures pop, and waters stay still,
No splash, no ripple—a small visual chill.

A flintlock pistol, a lantern’s bright glare,
But aiming’s a struggle—shots fly through the air!
Skeletons charge in a mindless parade,
Dodge, shoot, repeat—no tactics displayed.

Climb up the cliffs, but hold tight, don’t slip,
Or you’ll tumble right down—game over, matey, blip!
Find vases in order, shine light on the wall,
Some puzzles delight, while others just stall.

Chatty bird squawks both jokes and advice,
Without him, the journey’d be dull in a trice!
But shoot him for fun (aye, we’ve all tried),
He’ll just respawn—still glued to your side!

Skeletons swarm, phasing through doors,
Sneak up behind—ye’ll be cursing their cores!
Glitch through a rock? Get stuck in the sand?
Reload your save—ye’re back on dry land!

Four hours to finish, the tale’s wrapped up neat,
But extras like challenges offer repeat.
Toss axes, climb fast—some small fun to be had,
Though deeper mechanics would’ve made hearts glad.

Not best in its class, yet far from the worst,
A pirate’s first voyage—thirsty, not burst.
Seven out of ten’s this salty tale’s fee,
Worth a short sail, but don’t expect the high seas!

For VR buccaneers with a love for the theme,
It’s flawed but has charm—like a half-dreamed dream.
With patches and polish, it still could improve,
But for now? Aye, it’s... mostly in the groove!

Yo-ho-ho and a controller in hand!