Plague Road Mock Teaser Critique

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Published on July 1, 2018 8:25:13 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWH3_2FDyM

Game:

Plague Road (2017)

Duration: 1:05

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Actual Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rxb7FiG4ws

Plague Road: the music's good and revealing survivors is exciting but when battles offer no loot or experience and the only reward is saving time, even a "rogue-lite" is doomed to fail. Nice voice acting.

_Here now a tell of a game that's a pretty big waste of time_
_A dumbed-down darkest dungeon with Dr. Seuss trees and a teaser that rhymes_

_There's more story-line in its teaser than there is in the entire game_
_Battles are pointless, enemies generic and the graphics quite lame_

_A stationary camera that makes combat a chore_
_A fast travel system for the whopping four areas to explore_

_No options menu for difficulty setting or volume control _
_Zero character customization but revealing survivors is quite enjoyable_

_So get used to running from every battle like scared baby ducks_
_But what did you expect for a Kickstarter game at 20 bucks?_

Music:
The Plague by Sean Beeson

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