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EA Sports UFC 4 (2020)

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EA SPORTS UFC 4

Its comforting to know that UFC games suck just as much as real life UFC. Its a damn shame that we don't get any more sick Fight Night Boxing games because of this crappy fighting promotion loved by brodudes who hate action and love to getting together, shoulder to shoulder to watch live male on male cuddling.

For as much crap as people give professional wrestling I'd rather watch that than UFC too. UFC is actually, literally, just dudes rolling around on the floor together. Maybe they'll hand to hand each other at one point, maybe if you're lucky. A wrestling match with all the rest holds in the world known to man has way more going on in it than any UFC match. At least wrestling has actual entertainment value and showmanship behind it in addition to athletic ability. And boxing is the perfect bloodsport because Mike Tyson won't roll around on the floor with another boxer for 90% percent of the round. Somebody is getting bopped when the bell goes off.

UFC seems custom built to disappoint people uninterested in live pay per view cuddling.