Please Stop Aborting My Son | Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition
7Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: I know I have failed my well polished, al naturale daddy instincts when my 5 day old son is being hunted down as easy as wild vegan meat by a rather unjuicy carnivorous justice carnival known only as SamSlam. A purebred dommy mommy in every sense of the squeaky words her rubbing deoderant barren thighs make, ready to pluck my frilly chin chin'd fetal position mayor Tortimer with the power of her hook a duck toxic tits. I can only hope he's grown up enough to know just enough outdated disco blunder wriggles to worm up his cold blooded abs just enough to twist and pulsate his way out of the 5 time abortion bucket champion that the foley artist keeps strapped to his grundle for easy nut dipping fallout splotches peaking the microphone like its inside a child soldier of the console wars impressively cavitied gumline after a particularly bad 1v1 rusty loss at the hands of his wiimote's battery dying. Perhaps if we treat this femme fetid fat alan fatale with respect, and teach her how to pick cockles out of their shells as they space barnacle her lunchlady hairnet, she might just be able to get the most out of the barren womb bag she's been complaining about shedding ever since the first mooncrash. I'm not saying she's infertile, but I'll be damned if they don't keep coming out hard boiled. Perhaps hers is a fiery soul that cannot be cock-countered to putting on clothes without an equally crumb broiled purpose, and as her lawful neutral bean bags creak ever deeper down, like they've seen far too many restful buttocks of a 90 degree whale lubed through exertion after one poorly conceived squat that exposed the rot.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare approached the project as a remaster, not a remake to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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