Poker night 2: winning claptraps items (with a story!)
3Want to hear a touching story? Once upon a time a little nuclearmelon went to go play some CS:GO. That young man went on an amazing kill streak with the sawed off shotgun. Unknown to our little protagonist, this was angering a little boy named sam19278. This little boy was really mean, especially after I shanked his little bitch ass with a tiny knife that was modded to look like a spoon. Later on that little boy tracked down to thenuclearmelons' YouTube page and left a rather nasty and poorly worded insult on his homepage! A couple of hero's tried to defend thenuclearmelons, but alas, the young hippo sized child named sam had blocked thenuclearmelons in fear. His nasty comment was (and I quote) "fuck u retard u suck gud luck on getting 50 subs nope thats not gona hapen bitch" Naturally thenuclearmelons was hurt by this, not by the harsh words, but by the poorly spelled insults that seemed more funny than sad. Than he consulted in the MAGICAL WHEEL OF FUCKS! And just like wheel of fortune, he spun the wheel. Ratatattatatatattatatatatatatatatta the wheel went round and round, where it would land, nobody knows. The MAGICAL WHEEL OF FUCKS landed on 0! So thenuclearmelons obeyed the MAGICAL WHEEL OF FUCKS and continued to not give a fuck. And thenuclearmelons lived happily ever after. But not sam19278, he died as he lived. He ran slow, and died a virgin. By my shotgun. My sawed off. And a spoon.
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