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"#THEBOSS gave me this new power and now I will destroy your asses, all twelve of them!" "FUCK. YOU."

Character Bashed
Turret V2, but the character's non-display name says V3 (TurretJack)
So apparently he updated his horrible OC, and it now has a story. He got tired of people staring at him on TV so he quit his job and went to the MUGEN universe, I swear I couldn't have made a stupider story myself. Thankfully this time around he isn't a spriteswap, but now he's an unstable fucking mess. He flashes rainbow colors and can multiply, and all the clones can move. Both Arthur Read and King Leonidas appear seemingly at random, and he has a helper that is just a recolor of Gajardo "Carlos" the Stickman. Now if you're stealing from Gajardo the Stickman you've hit an all time low and will never recover. He also has a super that's just stolen from Nanarman and animation frames that are blatantly ripping off Homer Simpson. And he has some terrible winquotes:
"Hi, welcome to McTurret's! May I take your order?"
"Hey, Twig! Looks like you had a good time!"
"Do you want to catch some fish?"
"Uh-oh! I'm late for work!"
"You don't look like a Turret, such as other organisms."
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm read- OK, that's enough saying it."
"Oops! I ripped my pants!"
"I'm ready for work!"
"I've beat drawings WORSE than those 2 year olds!"
"I'm the TURRET!"
"Cross me again, Mephiles and I'll sic FOX and SEGA on you!"
"See this? This is why I'm Cartoon Networks' biggest property. If I was real."
"This is gonna be my greatest victory ever!"
"Does my skin taste like dirt? No, really."
"One more fight and I'll be the strongest! Well, not really. Maybe just a few more then."
"I wanna be part of the Team S.M.A.R.T!"
"Give me the toy back, Muscletheif!"
"I'll have to make a show someday."
"Phew! What a day!"
"This is my greatest day ever since Turret: The Movie!"
But these winquotes are a bit different. If you couldn't tell most of these quotes were taken from both Felixmario's and Madoldcrow's Spongebobs, with minor alterations. I swear this guy is the least creative.

Character Used:
Cyber Akuma Mk-II (Bask)

Music:
Happy Harry's Hut - Clayfighter 63 1/3