Pugtrick Bateman by EmptyHero
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Lyrics:
anime girl feets
i wanna sniff em
2 dee feet meat
i'm gonna whiff em
sniff sniff sniff
anime girl feet!
throw out their shoes
treat their toes like a treat
I wanna burn real women in a fire
their 3 dee pig feets i don't desire
kawaii toes, slide em up my nose!
so much sole, bout to blow my lode!
anime girl feets
i wanna sniff em
2 dee feet meat
i'm gonna lickem
sniff sniff sniff
anime girl feet!
throw them to the floor
unfurl my meat!
i didn't kill my wife
it was an accident!
she backed into a knife
and her neck snapped and then
she said no more
no more lies to speak
not another slur against anime girl feet!
anime girl feets
i wanna sniff em
2 dee feet meat
i'm gonna kiss em
sniff sniff sniff, sniffaroonie
sniff snoof snaff, to feets I'm gooning!
Smack a bay bee in the face till it learns it's place
Make a lady run in place because she can't escape
Misbehaving, a disgrace to the mast or race
Ladle gravy on my legs would you like a taste?
Use a scrambled egg to mast or bate
drop my pants for days than marinate
its hard to contemplate why I shard for days
My heart, they cannot break because I parted ways
Dip, dive, what about it?
Put on a clown suit, chase the kid who shouted
Push you in a bathroom while the bowl is crowded
Wash your face while the log spins around it
Yes mam, I'm a bad man
Fill your ham clam
with my man jam
Call the police
they can't save you
I'm not obese, just tasteful
Yes mam, I'm a bad man
Fill your ham clam
with my man jam
Call the police
they can't save you
I'm not obese, just tasteful
I smacked a phat man way back in Ansterdam
smashed his wife in the can till her nih pulls did the hamster dance
do a back flip into the pool to impress my waifu
practice being cool, original, and inciteful.
you can not hope to handle, hassle, or touch me
after my preamble I shoot out candles with my knut stream
happily devein my balls with a blunt clam knife
show it off to the fam and they say "kunt that's nice"
put sour skittles in my pea hole so your mom can make a funny face
give her just one taste of the rainbow as it sprays and prays
blast a blizzard from my innards until I crash like Leonard Skinnered
protein being filtered through my balls onto her thin shirt.
I been dirt. a king, an aristocrat and a goblin
Showed my choed so often, my dimpled balls could go golfing
Yes mam, I'm a bad man
Fill your ham clam
with my man jam
Call the police
they can't save you
I'm not obese, just tasteful