Random NES Games
5Space shooters, text-based Japanese-only games...dirty games...and more. Oh boy.
0:00 Intro
0:11 Spartan X
3:44 Mario is Missing!
6:52 Eliminator Boat Duel
9:09 Jaws
11:21 The Last Starfighter
11:35 Turbo Racing
13:15 Wheel of Fortune - Family Edition
21:57 爆笑！！愛の劇場
24:31 Papillon
25:01 AV Poker
25:13 馬券必勝学 ー ゲートイン
25:28 Ikari Warriors II: Victory Road
25:41 Track & Field in Barcelona
26:08 Genghis Khan II: Clan of the Gray Wolf
26:23 Silk Worm
26:39 Ultima: Quest of the Avatar
Things I didn't understand:
Spartan X
Apparently, I had to punch that monkey in the chest. Dangit.
Jaws
Just extremely boring. You just have to get Jaws' health bar down and then kill him afterward.
爆笑！！愛の劇場 (Bakushou! Ai no Gekijou) = A Burst of Laughter!! Theater of Love
This was actually a board game where you, at certain times, did certain tests to affect the lives of the people you created. Unfortunately, I'm not great at reading Hiragana or doing fast math, plus I just don't know much Japanese.
馬券必勝学 ー ゲートイン (Baken Hisshou Gaku: Gate In) = Horse Betting Certain Victory School: Gate In
This game was supposed to just be a horse racing simulator where, from what I can infer, you had to give the horses different aspects to each of them and see how they affected their performance so you could get better at horse betting. I'm not entirely sure if an NES game could be accurate to real life, but oh well.
Genghis Khan II: Clan of the Gray Wolf
I didn't realize that this wasn't a Japan-exclusive game. Basically, you're just supposed to conquer a part of the world.
Stuff I used in this video:
Jeremy Korpas - Sharp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNRAzZqNCow
E.V.O. Cover Art: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.V.O.:_Search_for_Eden#/media/File:E.V.O._-_Search_for_Eden_Coverart.png
Literally just a picture of Howard Stern: https://www.forbes.com/profile/howard-stern
P.S. Absolutely NOTHING WEIRD is happening in the thumbnail.