You know that ol' chestnut when some crazy cow, calls you up and asks you to come out and save her but also to stay away but come save her then "CUTS YOUR HAND OFF!!!???"
Who do YOU think I'm going to bloody save?
Next another dopey cow that just likes to call you up but never likes to help out... 2024 Radical Feminism is wat ahead of it's time here!
After a FORTY minute battle with that creepy bastard Jack... Who just refused to die then we go aboard a ship where it turns out Mia's got a lil' something she should mentioned before she hooked up with poor old Ethan here.
Anyway, we go into some cave area and the crusty ol' granny turns into a slimy transformer...?! Then a blast from the past shows up!
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