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There's a slideshow accompanying my voice today, so you may want to pay attention. Also, as mentioned during the video, here's a summary of the opportunity:

REWARDING THE REWARDERS 2013-2014
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From now until July 31, 2013 at 12:01:00 AM EDT (U.S. Eastern Daylight Time), financial contributors will be allowed to suggest a game for me to record myself playing. The game suggestions will be collected and added sequentially to a list. Here are the monetary tiers:

$25+ - One Hour
$50+ - Three Hours
$100+ - Seven Hours
$200+ - Fifteen Hours

Paypal Donation Link:
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=3QHQHY9CWDZ6Q

As noted in the video (which you should really watch if you are seriously considering taking advantage of this opportunity), you need to suggest a game I can record without YouTube closing my account or my computer imploding. The requests should be typed into the Notes box that Paypal provides; if you forget, you must send an e-mail to Grimith@voltronarmy.com. You may also wish to provide multiple suggestions and/or contact information in case I can't do your first request; I will not give refunds but instead work with you to find a satisfactory game.

You may pick a game you know exceeds the designated time limit; if that's the case, after I've played X amount of time, I'll do a self-check to see whether I want to keep playing the game.

Since this opportunity will be available for two months (as opposed to last year's twelve days), you have plenty of time to decide. Whether it's a game you know I'll love to a game I've physically destroyed, whether it's a NES or PC game, I'll accept all requests so long as they don't violate the rules stipulated in the video and in this description box. Ultimately, I reserve the right to reject anything, and you take a risk by donating your money to a "Let's Play" hobbyist, but all I need do is point to every individual who requested a game last year. None are disappointed.

Keep in mind that financial contribution does not guarantee quality commentary. I may repeatedly insult the game, which may have been a childhood favorite of yours. I might also not have any idea what I'm doing or how to play the game at all, resulting in videos where I just go hurr-durr at the screen. If you want to see me hurr-durr over your suggestion, then go for it. Just don't expect me to practice your request before I start recording it. What can I say? I'm an asshole. You should have known this by now. Continuing to watch my videos - hell, continuing to read this description! - makes you complict in my assholery.

Feel free, as always, to leave comments with questions or concerns. You may also contact me through the YouTube PM system (where I'll try to find your messages through a sea of partnership offers) or through the e-mail address listed above.

Finally, I remind you that this is only an opportunity. I will continue to do what I enjoy doing regardless of how many requests I receive, and I won't be upset at you if you don't give me money. Just kick back, relax, and look forward to the crazy shenanigans your peers will undoubtedly request of me.