Rick Raps A Song (Rick And Morty Season 1-4 Recap Parody)
2,857*3 weeks in Meeseeks time
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Here's the lyrics -
RICK RAPS A SONG
Hey Morty
come and hang with me,
In dimension C
Grab a seed, From the low hung fruit off the branch of an old tree, breaking both knees
we'll scream, Fleeing scary terry in a bad dream, he ain't that mean, all he's lacking is some self esteem
Take a theme park ride while your insect size in a mans spleen
Now we're set free, from a simulated alternate reality, Jerrys Meeseeks, failed to help with his game now for three weeks, While you're forced to your knees by a jelly bean.
Kid your game's weak, but the potion that I gave you made a disease, like a brain freeze, got the planet screaming Morty from a damn sneeze, gave a cybernetic sex doll your man seed
Watching TV, Fake doors look great think I'll take three, Beth and Jerry in VR now they disagree, making money lifting cursed antiquity, no sympathy
Getting handcuffed led to the citadel, start a war now we're hunted like infidels, getting high spin round like a carousel, hit pause trap time like a prison cell
Gotta fix this time continuum, never mess with the equilibrium, dropping jerry off he'll have loads of fun, Morty blow that gas to oblivion
Love Unity, but she'll brainwash the whole damn community, time to read a cute parasite it's eulogy, Win a game show grant earth immunity, let's get schwifty
Nowadays all the other kids my age,
Get to go to parties,
But look at what I gotta deal wid,
A bunch of pickle ricks,
Im wanted for a new adventure, let’s go, ah jeez
Nowadays all the other kids my age,
Get to go to parties,
But look at what I gotta deal wid,
A bunch of pickle ricks,
Im wanted for a new adventure, let’s go, ah jeez
My batteries dead but it's powered with life
Gotta shrink down, find out why it won't fly
Now I'm teenage Rick, joining senior High
Screw the hospital feed we're watching cable tonight
One night in another world, while a purge was on
Tried to save a girl, but she did us wrong
Now I've stranded us up on this tiny globe
Cos I broke the law
All I ever wanted was some szechuan sauce
Now I'm breaking free while they get divorced
Jerry's outta luck
Kid go throw a humongous punch knocking out cannibals
Count me out cos I'm Pickle Rick, guess that sessions off
Solve this quick now there's a bomb
I'mma feel sick but I'll say it me and jerry kinda made a bond
And then we send those toxins away, but they stay and they don't want out
Killer Morty's lethal, his regime's evil, I never had a doubt (ah jeez)
Dare to prove me wrong and I'll wipe your brain
In a thousand vials those memories stay
And I don't think me and beth'll change, Just admit that we're both the same
wikiwikiwiki
We're lazy, But we'll help think have got crazy
Yea we hit code red, all these agents dead
And I'll fight the pres and get out safely
Beth you're my baby, get a grip you've been odd lately
Never made a clone so your life's your own
That I think I know but my minds hazy
Nowadays all the other kids my age,
Get to go to parties,
But look at what I gotta deal wid,
A bunch of pickle ricks,
Im wanted for a new adventure, let’s go, ah jeez,
Nowadays all the other kids my age,
Get to go to parties,
But look at what I gotta deal wid,
A bunch of pickle ricks,
Im wanted for a new adventure, let’s go, ah jeez,
The crystals let you see
The variations of your final destiny
In a tank woken up endlessly, As a shrimp and a wasp and a screwed up world ruled by fascist supremacy
Looking for the pooper's identity
Then get stumped by a heist's complexity
Grabbing pianist Glar, count truckula and an elon with tusk like extremities
Wishing for a dragon ain't what it seems, I break a soul bond contract with pleasure screams
Battle racist snakes as we fly through space smashing every one we find into smithereens
Stuck in a rut on a story train, peeling plot narratives like cellophane,
Suck a Glorzo probe like a candy cane, Summer's worshiped like she were Charlemagne
Hide in the vat, and they'll go away, press a button go back have your time again
In a parallel reality you're causing pain, but I proved you wrong, go ahead kid play
Build my kids a society, Now I'm bonding with my daughter screw the irony
But the kids have a supernatural dynasty, squaring up this is gonna end violently
All aboard the NX5, use the access point with Tammy's eyes,
Fight the phoenix, or we'll die, while the earth is vaporized
Beth ignore your neck device, don't make me choose, I can't decide
I love you both, I never realised, It's best left unidentified