Scheme Wherever You Wa Waven Waniverse 3 (Steven Universe + Wario & Waluigi)
153*copypasta from tumblr description*
The last one until I can think of more without it being forced.
Since there’s no official instrumental I’ve utilized SoSelfImportant’s Be Wherever You Are chipmix, which worked out wonderfully. (Listen to it here wa-less: https://soundcloud.com/soselfimportant/steven-universe-be-wherever-you-are ) “Paradise” from the official OST is also used…later.
Scheme Wherever You Wa
Waluigi: Wa-ha-ha! That was-a-great!
Wario: I’m-a still worried…
Waluigi: C’mon, Wario!
Waluigi:
Isn’t this such a miserable day, wa-a?
Wa robbed that kingdom blind of coins and stars
Isn’t it nice to meddle with someone different, wa-a?
Wa don’t you let yourself just scheme wherever you wa
*Tropical Was*
Look at this place
Look at their faces!
I’ve never seen despair like this before!
Isn’t it nice to meddle with someone different, wa-a?
Wa don’t you let yourself just scheme wherever you wa
*End Tropical Was*
Look at this place
Look at their faces!
They’re…getting closer? WA! With fire bars!
Isn’t it nice to run from Somebody different, Wa-aaaa! *Flame SFX*
Wario: Wa don’t you let ME pick the place we rob of their stars?
Waluigi: At least for once wa tried to rob someone different, Wa-a?
Wario: WA DON’T YOU JUST GO BACK TO WHERE YOUR MA AND PA ARE?
*Pant Pant* Wa?
Waluigi: …Waluigi has no family…
Wario: Wa?
Waluigi: …But Waluigi has always seen you…as a brother to him…or maybe even something more…
Wario: What are you talking abou-
*Waluigi hugs Wario Suddenly, in tears*
Wario: Wa….
Waluigi: Weh…weh….WEH-HEHEH!
*Suddenly, Waluigi bolts off*
Wario: Wha…YOU TOOK-A MY WALLET! COME BACK-A-HERE YOU STRING-CHEESE FREAK!
*Wario runs after him while Waluigi laughs in the background*