Shark In The Pond
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saw a shark in the pond is it there is it not there
sharks don't live in ponds
there's a mountain i can see they call it camels hump
our pond is shaped like a foot print
like a great big camels foot print
saw the tip of his fin when i was having lunch
I’m scared of the leeches
here's a rock i like to pee on
sands brought in for the beach
if i run real fast i'll catch up to you
and then you'll see what i am made of
i watch you play kung fu everyday
but you don't watch me play
in my mind the pond is full of sharks
but i know it can't be that way
if i run real fast i'll catch up to you
and then you'll see what i am made of
And I wait for hours
With a blank tape in the boombox
Hoping for Weird Al to come on
At night I’m having dreams
Of giant frogs and trees
Croaking and growing in the pond
There’s a rock in the woods
And it’s as big as our house
And I’m sure there’s a cave
I pack some snacks and spend
All day out there
but I can’t find the way
When I lie on my back in the grass
I’m not afraid
I can see the shark he’s swimming
Playing king fu you throw the controller
And you start back at the beginning
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