Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath - Adam Chase’s Hidden Message
5[Transcript for those who can’t read it]
LIFE TIP FROM ADAM CHASE:
NEVER promise to help a high school friend that you will finish the stupid Kataklysm mod you started together at 16.
HE WILL NOT FORGET.
...and you WILL regret it.
Fall down the pit to respawn.
Or don’t. The final boss sucks because I gave up.
The guy is delusional but he has a kid and really thinks this game is his ticket out of being a deadbeat dollar store manager so I pretty much HAVE to help him now.
(Why did I pick up up the phone? argkhghg. I have my own family to take care of.)
AND NOW THE
MOMENT YOU
HAVE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR
THE ONE, THE
ONLY, THE FINAL X
SLAYER, THE "REAL" ZANE
[Shows an unflattering photo of Zane in real life, depicting him as an overweight adult with his son slightly in frame, while spamming BWL over and over.]