Song A Day #461: The Jason Workout Song!
16running around with friends
trying to get in shape
you've lost forty pounds
now you need to lose forty more
just a pudgy white guy trying to stay away
from papaguyohs and king buffet
29 years old single and gay
and friends who love him like his best friend candy
who won the great steak race
travis is working you hard
he's a pain in your ass
but if you listen to him
you'll get thin fast
geocacheing in the woods at night
scraping your arm getting quite a fright
taking care of yourself, you're doing it right
your friends will cheer you on with sheer delight
they'll say go jason go
no tea, no soda, no milk, no juice. only water
jason lift those weights
get to your goal
burn down the king buffet
reclaim your soul!
candy and adam mike karen an ken
they're all rooting for you to win
miranda moma l karen r danielle
barbera angela leslie jennifer your sister says
go pudgy go pudgy