Song A Day #803: Toad Is Pissed

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Jonathan Mann

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Published on March 16, 2011 12:08:55 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhIvWvytboU

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for years and years and years i've done my duty
and far be it from me to complain
but again and again and again princess is kidnapped
and every single time i take the blame

and i'm fed up with your incompetence
and how you take it out on me
if you would just kill
instead of showing mercy

he's a monster
and you let him get away
and she's kidnapped again
and somehow it's my fault
i'm just a toadstool
you are the hero
do your job

If i were big and strong i would protect her
as it is i do all that i can
i sit and watch you fumble through the level
she's in another castle you stupid man

i dream of the day when i will be free
when I'll get out of here
marry toadette start a family
little sopres flying everywhere